[ Kevin eating candy and Neil bitching about it. It will be a nice change of pace, possibly. ]

Why do I need my hands for the phones? They are all monstrously oversized and unnecessary anyway. This way they will stick to my hands easier and I won't drop them.

[He has small hands! He can manage an Exy racket, but these phones might be one step too big.

They can stare and think he's plotting all they want, he's just going to keep sucking on this thing, waving a hand at them so they keep walking toward the phone store]